食物不仅仅是燃料 Food is more than just fuel.
还是分享和交流,相遇与告别 It's sharing, it's conversation, it's hello and goodbye.
它是给予和接受 It's giving and receiving.
是一种祈祷 It's a prayer.
这就是我们的梦想和恐惧 It's what we dream of and everything we fear.
食物是我们的起源 Food is where we come from and it's what
也是我们最终的归宿 we'll all eventually become.
但过多的食物会造成浪费 But too much food creates waste.
浪费正在摧毁我们的世界 Waste is destroying our world.
环保主义者认为一次性塑料餐具 Environmentalists agree thatdisposable plastic cutlery
是对地球最大的威胁 is the single greatest threat to our planet.
我是露西范德顿 I'm Lucy Vanderton, and I created.
我发明了其妙可食用餐具 Incredible Edible Cutlery to bring
来为实物浪费画上句号 an end to that destruction.
我们都知道吃东西不能没有餐具 We all know you can'teat food without cutlery.
但现在,没有食物也可以直接吃餐具 But now, you can eat cutlery without food.
奇妙可食用餐具是对人类未来的展望 Incredible Edible Cutlery isa vision for mankind's future.
在这个白人男性为主导的世界里 As an ethnically diversefemale-led company innovating
作为一家由不同种族女性引领的创新型公司,我们映射了未来 in a white male-dominatedworld, we reflect that future,
我们认为消灭一次性餐具是我们的使命 our mission to rid the planetof disposable plastic cutlery
我们可以一点一点地拯救这个世界 and save the world one bite at a time.
这,太糟糕了 OK, this is bullshit.
我觉得还挺鼓舞人心的 Well, I think it's inspiring.
你是很乐观,也很积极 You're positive and you're uplifting.
而且天真又愚蠢 And naive and stupid.
拜托,那家人演的太TM假了 And... and please, that family was fake as fuck.
好吧 OK, yeah.
我再做一遍 I'll redo it.
听着,你还记得我在塔夫特 Listen, do you remember the first thing
对你说的第一句话吗? I said to you at Tufts?
我说我看到了一个美丽聪明的黑人女性 That I saw a beautiful, intelligent black woman
我觉得她能成为商界碧昂丝 who has the potential tobe the Beyonce of business.
所以我才同意指导你 That's why I agreed to mentor you.
我想看到你那个样子,杰西 I want that person back, Jess.
听从你内在的碧昂丝,孩子 Listen to the Beyonce inside you, girlfriend.
好的,各位奇妙可使用餐具团队的成员们 All right, listen up Incredible Eatibles.
食用,奇妙可使用 Edibles, Incredible Edibles.
虽然我想求同存异,但你是老板 Agree to disagree, but you're paying the bills.
欢迎来到布兰登的户外活动 Welcome to Brandon's Outdoor Experience.
准备好迎接终极团队建设挑战了吗? Are you ready for the ultimateteam-building challenge?
它叫做"球球"挑战 It's called Ball Quest.
你们能做到的 You guys can do this.
你们是一个集体 You're all working as a unit.
这个球是你的敌人 The ball's your enemy.
别输给这狗屎 Don't let that piece of shit win.
该死的 Motherfucker.
这太重了 It's too heavy.
我们推不动 We can't move this.
如果我们一起用力,你觉得能推动吗? If we all push it together, do you think maybe we can?
我们怎么把它弄到台子上? How do we get it on the podium?
请问一下,先生 Excuse me, sir.
我们可以把台子放在它旁边吗? Are we allowed to put the podium on its side.
我不能告诉你们该怎么做 I can't tell you how to do it.
不然就是作弊了,对吗? That'd be cheating, right?
嘿,我们不是想作弊 Hey, we're not trying to cheat.
我们只是想弄清楚我们能做什么,不能做什么 We just want to clarifywhat we can and cannot do.
拜托,各位 Come on, people.
好好想想 Figure it out.
团队思考 Think team.
艾丹,在前面躺下 Aidan, go lay down in front of it.
我们要把你当作斜坡 We'll use you as a ramp.
好的,我觉得可以 That's fine with me, I guess.
等等 Wait.
嘿,停下 Hey, stop.
别躺下 Don't lay down.
他在玩你呢 He's fucking with you.
哦 Oh.
我差点上当了 You almost got me there.
好的 OK.
我们要把这两根木棍作为轨道 What we need to do is usethese two poles as a railroad
这样就能把这球滚上去 so we can roll the ballthingy up unto the thing.
好的,是这样 OK, yeah.
然后把绳子作为滑轮系统 And then use the ropes as a pulley system
把球拉到轨道上面 to get the ball on top of the rails.
这一点都不好玩 This is not fun at all.
本来就是 It's not supposed to be fun.
好的,好像有用了 OK, well it's working.
它没动 It's not moving.
再用力点 Pull it harder.
等等 Wait.
可以把棍子作为杠杆 Use a pole as a lever.
是的,这是个好主意 Yeah, that's a good idea.
但是,我们只有两根棍子 But we only have two poles.
对 Right.
我们需要两根杆子来搭轨道 And we need both the poles tomake the actual train tracks.
杰西,别再想什么轨道了,好吗? Jess, let's just forgetabout the railroad tracks, OK?
让我们先想办法把球弄到台子边上 Let's just focus on movingthe ball toward the podium.
等它上去了我们再操心别的 We'll worry about getting it up when we get there.
哦,该死 Oh, shit.
什么? What?
哦,天呐,这...真的很痛 Oh, gosh darn it, that... that really hurt.
我的腿 My leg.
干得漂亮,FT Nice work, FT.
我们必须设法移动它 We have to try and move it somehow.
你还有别的棍子吗? 比如铁棒之类的 Have you got another pole, like a metal one?
我想说我很生气 I want to say that I'm mad, but I
但是我对你们每个人都非常失望 am severely disappointed in every one of you,
尤其是你,杰西 especially you, Jess.
我很尴尬 I'm embarrassed.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
露西,我...我努力过了 Lucy, I was... I was trying.
哦,太糟糕了 Oh, gosh darn it.
我们玩的真开心 We were having so much fun.
哦,天呐,太热了 Oh damn, it's hot.
嘿,喂 Hey, psst.
露西在找你茬,是吧? Lucy giving you a hard time, huh?
这是我们这里的传统 It comes with the territory.
你现在是受气包 You are the hate sponge.
什么包? The what?
受气包,出气筒 The hate sponge, the punching bag.
在你来之前,我一直是这里的受气包 I was the hate sponge for theyears until you came along.
我的建议是,不要反抗 My advice is, soak it in.
如果你有任何想法 And if you ever get any feelings,
就用酒精和电子游戏来麻痹自己 just push them down with booze and video games.
你很快就会发现生活简单了不少 You'll find that life getseasier soon, very soon.
你刚刚对我眨眼吗? Did you just try to wink at me?
是的 I did wink at you.
恶心,为什么? Yikes, why?
好吧 OK.
你别说出去啊,但很快 Keep this to yourself, but very soon, I'm
我将成为这里的副总裁 going to be taking on the brandnew role of vice president,
你将取代我成为第一助理 and you'll take my place as number one assistant,
露西会雇佣一个新的受气包 and Lucy's going to hire a brand new hate sponge,
所以,都挺好 so it's all good.
好的 OK.
好吧,我本不想告诉你 Well, I hate to break it to you, but Lucy's
但是露西要任命我为副总裁 appointing me vice president.
什么? What?
是的,伙计 Yeah, man.
- 不,不可能... - 就是这样 - No, that's not... - Yeah, it is.
不,我不这么认为 No, I don't... I don't think so.
好了,伙计们 All right, gang.
让我们在这里集合 Let's circle up right here.
非常壮观,是吧? Pretty spectacular, huh?
有时候大自然会为我们宽衣解带 Every once in a while, mothernature likes to strip for us,
向我们展示她有多性感 just show us how sexy she is.
我知道这看起来很吓人,但别担心 I know it looks daunting, but don't worry.
这是一次轻松的徒步旅行 It's an easy hike down.
我们将沿着这条山脊走下峡谷 We're going to track alongthis ridge and down the canyon.
这条路是什么? Where does this go?
哦,别管它 Oh, don't worry about that.
那是高级路线 That's the advanced route.
无意冒犯,但我认为这个团队 No offense, but I don't think this group is 100%
并没有准备好走高级路线 ready for the advanced route.
是的 Yeah.
没有 Nope.
不,我们就走这条路 No, we're doing the advanced.
认真的吗? Seriously?
是的 Yeah.
我更强烈推荐这个团队 I can't recommend more strongly that this group
走初级路线 takes the beginner route.
那是一个很深的洞穴 That's an advanced cave system that's
是为有经验的洞穴探险者准备的 for experienced spelunkers.
看,如果我们能穿过新墨西哥最深的洞穴 Look, if we can navigate theadvanced route of the deepest
那么我们也能够 cave systems of New Mexico, then we
应对当今商业环境的挑战 can navigate the challenges oftoday's business environment.
让肌肉生长的唯一方法 The only way for a muscle to grow
就是要用它跟其他东西对抗 is to have something to push against,
我们都知道人体内最大的肌肉 and we all know that the biggest muscle in the body
是大脑 is the brain.
不对 Nope.
这是一个让大脑成长的 This is the perfect opportunity
绝好机会 for the brain to grow.
让我们开始吧 Let's get to it.
来吧! Come on!
反正你们付过钱了 Well, checks cleared.
免责声明也签了 You guys signed your releases.
让我们去蹭石头吧 Let's go bone some stone.
绳索下滑 Rappelling.
我们要从这滑下去吗? We're rappelling down there?
听着,我完全不介意你们现在退出 Well, look, you are all more than
回到公交车上去 welcome to opt out and havea lovely time by yourself
然后一个人坐着思考 on the bus thinking about the new direction
你的事业发展的新方向 your career might be going.
好了,各位 All right, everybody.
听好了 Listen up.
现在,你们必须遵守的第一规则 Now, the number one rule thatyou must follow at all times
就是不管我说什么,马上执行 is do whatever the fuck Isay the second I say it.
这可能是最重要的事情 That's probably the most important thing.
除此之外,我要讲一些你们必须做 Now, on top of that, I'm goingto go over a couple of dos
和不能做的事情 and do not dos.
一定要把你的头盔一直戴在头上 Do keep your helmet on your head at all times.
在进入洞穴之前 Do not consume alcohol or illegal drugs
不要饮酒或注射毒品 before entering the cave.
一定要保持警惕 Do be vigilant.
睁大你的眼睛,小心蜘蛛,蝎子或者毒蛇 Keep your eyes peeled for spiders, scorpions,
因为里面很多 or poisonous snakes, because they are abundant,
它们一直想弄死你 and they are trying to kill you at all times.
如果我们幸运的话,我们可能会遇到一些壁画 Now, if we're lucky, we mayencounter some cave paintings.
这些源自于最早美国人的阿卡玛部落 These are from the AcamaTribe of first Americans.
不要碰那些洞穴壁画 Do not touch the cave paintings.
要记住,是他们先来的 And always remember, they were here first.
露西,你有什么问题? Lucy, what have you got?
我实际上有1/64的阿卡玛血统,所以如果你们中的任何一个 I am actually 1/64 Acama, so if any of you
想要触摸或查看这些壁画 want to touch or examine the paintings,
记得先跟我说清楚 then just clear it with me first.
我在这次旅途中 I'll be assuming the role of tribal elder
会担任部落长老的角色 for the duration of the trip.
好吧 Cool.
让我们开始吧 Let's do this.
这里真的没有楼梯吗? There's really no stairs?
你想吧楼梯建在哪里? Where do you want the stair on?
嘿,伙计们 Hey, guys.
我想我被困住了 I think I'm stuck.
话说在前,我肯定会得到 Just for the record, I'm definitely getting
副总裁的职位 the vice president position.
好的 OK.
好吧,话说在前,在过去的两个月里 Well, for the record, Lucy and I have already
露西和我已经详细讨论了... discussed my new role as vicepresident in great detail
- 让我当副总裁的事宜,所以... - 好的 - for the last two months, so... - OK.
我在公司的时间比你长的多,好吗? Well, I've been at the companyway longer than you, OK?
露西为什么要先提拔你呢? Why would Lucy promote you over me?
因为三个词 Three words.
好的 OK.
工商管理学硕士 Master of Business Administration.
那是四个词,还有个学字 That's four words, including of.
如果不算的话,请纠正我 Isn't counting... correct me if I'm wrong...
一项有价值的商业技能吗? A valuable business skill?
是的,但那不算是一个词 Yeah, it is, but of doesn't count as a word.
因为 It's like the.
没有人会在意那个字 Nobody gives a shit about those two words.
我做不到 I can't do this.
我真的做不到,露西 I really can't do this, Lucy.
你可以的 You can do this.
我知道你能做到 I know what you're capable of.
听着,你是一个和狼一起奔跑的女人吗? Look, are you a woman who runs with wolves?
是吗? Are you?
我觉得我更像是一个从狼群里逃跑的女人 I think I'm more the womanwho runs away from wolves,
- 因为它们能闻到我的恐惧. - 不再是了 - because they can smell my fear. - Not anymore.
现在不再是了 Not anymore.
他们会开始行动 They get off on it.
我要死了 I'm going to die.
听着,我相信你 Look, I believe in you.
为什么? Why?
所以你必须相信你 So you have to believe in you.
否则,你就是说我信错认了 Otherwise, you're saying I'mwrong about who I believe in,
你不会是这个意思吧,对吗? and... and I don't thinkyou're saying that, are you?
不是有意的 Not intentionally.
不,不 , No no.
你还在可食用餐具这个项目上 You're still on the edible cutlery,
而我已经在这个令人兴奋的全新项目上了,好吗? whereas I'm all over thebrand-new exciting project, OK?
这告诉了你什么? What does that tell you?
我不觉得范德顿大学算是一个 I wouldn't exactlycall Vanderton University
令人兴奋的新项目 a brand-new exciting project.
其实我们将其重新命名为范德顿财富研究所 We've actually rebranded as the Vanderton Wealth institute,
但你不会知道 but you wouldn't know that, because you
因为你没有参加会议 weren't in the meetings.
是啊,因为那些会议很愚蠢 Yeah, because those meetings are dumb,
只是给你找事做而已 and it's just busy work for you.
我们有免费的咖啡 We get free coffee.
你看到了吗? You see that there?
嘿,问个问题 Hey, quick question.
我周五接到了我的运输队的电话 I got a call from my transport team on Friday
他们说我们的季度支票不能兑现 and they said that our quarterly check bounced.
这很奇怪 That's weird.
你给麦迪费打电话了吗? Did you call Medfirst?
是的,我打了 Yeah, I did.
坦纳说我们透支了 Tanner said that we're overdrawn.
这不应该发生 That shouldn't be happening.
我会查一下 I'll look into it.
好的 OK.
你知道,如果管理会计部门 You know, if running the accounts department
对你来说太辛苦了,你可以告诉我 is getting to be too much for you, you can just let me know.
我没事 I'm fine.
好的 OK.
好吧,有问题你随时可以和我说 Well, if not, you can always talk to me.
我干活的时候也有空 I'm available during business hours.
谢谢 Thanks.
你真是太慷慨了 That's very generous of you.
好像下了几滴雨 I think I felt some rain.
哦,那太可怕了,是吧? Oh, that's pretty scary, huh?
你不会尿裤子了吧 You don't want to piss your pants.
我想那些女士不会喜欢这样的 I don't think the girls downhere would like that very much.
嘿,伙计 Hey, come on, man.
别欺负实习生 Don't go ragging on the intern.
艾丹之前尿过一次裤子 Aidan pissed his pants one single time.
你肯定能够战胜自己 Surely you should be able to move on.
伙计们,这个玩笑不错 Great banter, guys.
你把爷逗乐了 You're making me laugh.
我做不到 I don't think I can.
求你了 Please.
不,你可以 Yes, you can.
布兰登! Brandon!
现在是时候了,好吗? And now is the time, OK?
你只需要放手去做 You just need to nut upand put that pussy into it.
现在,跟我来 Now, follow my lead.
你 You.
哇! Woo!
我们的保险可不包括这个 Our insurance does not cover this.
开灯 Lamps on.
开了吗? Lights on?
哦,我的上帝 Oh my god.
把你的灯打开 Get your light on.
发生了什么? What's happening?
我想我的恐慌症发作了 I think I'm having a panic attack.
不.你没有 No, you're not.
不,我有 Yes, I am.
不,你没有 No, you're not.
你的恐慌症发作没得到我的授权 Your panic attack is not authorized.
我做不到 I can't be doing this.
我讨厌这个 I hate it.
露西,我讨厌这个 Lucy, I hate it.
做的不错 That a girl.
继续移动手肘 Keep pumping those elbows.
我觉得我的膝盖受伤了 I think my fricking knee's dinged up.
没有崔促的意思,但你可能要快一点 No pressure, butmaybe hurry up a little.
没关系 It's all right.
继续前进 Keep going.
看起来不错,看起来不错 Looking good, looking good.
不到六英尺了 Less than six feet.
是的,你可以做到 Yeah, you got this.
我好害怕 I'm so scared.
是的,但是你看起来很可爱 Yeah, but look cute.
别担心 Don't worry about it.
好了 There you go.
好的 All right.
做得很好 That a girl.
干得好,干得好 Good job, good job.
好的 All right.
还不算太糟,是吗? Now, that wasn't so bad, was it?
我想我还活着 I guess I'm alive.
没错,你可能比以前更有活力 Exactly, and you probably feelmore alive than you ever have,
对吧? right?
嗯-哼 Uh-huh.
是的,没错 Yeah, you do.
你做到了 You did it.
伙计们,来吧 Guys, come on.
我们成功了 We made it.
我们整个团队都做到了 We made it as a team.
团队合作实现梦想,对吧? Teamwork makes the dream work, right?
使梦想成真,是的 Makes the dream work, yeah.
来吧 Come on.
好了,听好了 All right, listen up.
我想让你们做点事 I'm going to ask you to do something.
这听起来可能有点不可思议 This might sound a little far out,
但是和我一起来,好吗? but just go with me, all right?
把你的头灯关掉 Turn your head lamps off.
哦,我的上帝 Oh my god.
哦,天呐 Oh, oh my god.
老套路总是有效果 That never gets old.
壮观 Glorious.
哇 Wow.
非常壮观,对吧? Pretty spectacular, right?
难以置信 Incredible.
是的,很好 Yeah, good.
好的 OK.
欢迎来到大教堂洞穴 Welcome to Cathedral Cavern.
这里是整个洞穴系统里 This is pretty much the crown jewel
最为惊人的部分 of this entire cave system.
新墨西哥非常慷慨地给这里装备了一些 The great state of New Mexicowas kind enough to rig it up
辅助电池照明 with some auxiliary battery lighting
这样人们就能感受真正的效果 so you can really feel the full effect.
壮观 Spectacular.
致敬 Namaste.
你们可以自由地探索,看看周围 Feel free to explore, lookaround, enjoy yourselves.
我就坐在那儿恰个小橘子 I'll be sitting over there eating a Clementine.
嘿.伙计们,这是一幅阿尻玛壁画 Hey, guys, it's an Acoma painting.
是阿卡玛 It's Acama.
阿卡玛? Acama?
你能读懂这些吗? So you can read all this?
是的,一点点 Yeah, somewhat.
嘿 Hey.
好的 OK.
所以我猜她给我们俩都承诺了这个职位 So I guess she offered us both the position.
她在用一张无法兑现的空头支票 She's playing us by danglingthe same carrot, a carrot
玩弄我们 the both of us can't eat.
真是阴险狡诈,净耍手段 It's manipulative, it's petty, it's deceitful,
这很不尊重人 it's disrespectful.
她历来如此 It's a classic Lucy.
我想她在想方设法吊着我们 I guess she has to keep us hungry to keep
好让公司浮着 the company afloat.
等等,浮着是什么意思? Wait, what do you mean afloat?
该死 Shit.
好吧,别声张这事,好吗? OK, keep this on the DL, OK?
就是保密 Down low.
我知道那是什么意思 Yeah, I know what that is.
别告诉别人,低调点 Don't let it come up to the surface, down low.
我知道那是什么意思 I understand what that is.
好的 OK.
范德顿大学项目是一场灾难 Vanderton University hasbeen a complete disaster.
几个月来公司一直在大出血 It's been hemorrhaging money for months.
我一直在告诉她为了公司把这个项目停掉 I keep telling her to shutit down to save the company,
但她不听 but she won't listen.
看看这个 Look at this.
把你的手放在这里 Put your hand right there.
你确定这不是诅咒之类的吗? Are you sure it's not a curse or something?
是的,是的 Yes, yes.
没有 No.
看 Look.
感受一下 Feel that.
哦 Oh.
该死 Dammit.
我觉得按照自己个性去经营公司的时候 I guess it's hard to sell abusiness based on a personality
是很难去开展业务的 when it's your personality.
哦,因为她是个人渣 Oh, yeah, because she sucks.
是的,绝对的 Yeah, big time.
到底发生了什么事? What the fuck just happened?
那是一个地质事件 That was a geologic incident.
什么? What?
是的,有一点构造震动 Yeah, a little tectonic tremor.
说人话 In English.
地震? Earthquake?
哦,我的上帝 Oh my god.
那么,我们该怎么做呢? So what... what do we do?
哦,该死 Oh, shit.
你不应该是最后走的吗? Shouldn't you go last, not first?
是的,但是不行,因为我应该先去检查一下 Yeah, but no, because I should really go first check
隧道的完整性,对吧? the tunnel integrity, right?
等等,等等 Wait, wait, wait.
你不能把我们丢在这里 You can't leave us here!
看,这里太窄了 See, it's so narrow.
我在里面不能转身 I can't turn around at this point.
你不需要转身 You don't need to turn around.
只要爬回来 Just crawl back.
如果我能出去,这对大家都好 It's probably best foreverybody if I just get out,
明白吗? you know?
另一边见,伙计们 See you guys on the other side.
不行 No.
该死 Shit.
你知道吗? You know what?
我还是回去吧 I'm going to back out.
滚出来 Get out.
来吧,伙计.布兰登: 这是最好的做法 Yeah, come on, man. BRANDON: It's the best thing.
我只要... I'm just going to...
布兰登? Brandon?
你还好吗? Are you OK?
你还好吧? 布兰登 You all right, Brandon?
布兰登? Brandon?
哦,他没有呼吸了 OK, he's not breathing.
哦,上帝 Oh, god.
哦,天呐 Oh, Jesus.
嘿,嘿,我接受过心肺复苏训练 Hey, hey, I'm CPR trained.
是的,他死了 Yep, he's dead.
哦,我的上帝 Oh my god.
不,不,不 No, no, no.
不要啊 No.
有谁的电话还能用吗? Does anyone's phone work?
没有信号 There's no service.
好了,我们得离开这里 All right, we got to get out of here.
看看这些裂缝 Look at the cracks.
在裂缝里有东西 There's something in the cracks.
也许你还能钻过去 Maybe you could still make it through.
都是岩石 It's rocks.
你不可能挖通过去 You can't dig through that.
有可能是阿卡玛的隧道网络 There's probably anetwork of Acama tunnels.
我是说...一般我们也会这么做 I mean, that... that'ssomething that we would do.
也许有一扇门,洞穴们之类的 Maybe there's a door, like a cave door.
有一条隧道 There's a tunnel.
是的,但它的方向不对 Yeah, but it's going the wrong way.
往下的隧道也总比没有隧道要好 A tunnel going down isbetter than no tunnel at all.
对吧,伙计们? Right, guys?
不 No.
我们完蛋了 We're fucked.
什么都没了 There's nothing.
我们彻底完蛋了 We are so totally, totally fucked.
救命! Help!
嘿,嘿,嘿,噢,噢 Hey, hey, hey, oh, oh.
嘿,嘿 Hey, hey.
救命! Help!
停下 Stop it.
你会造成另一次塌方的 You're going to cause another cave-in.
为什么我总会遇上这种事 Everything always happens to me.
我们被困住了 We're trapped.
我们都会死在这里 We're all going to die down here.
我们会死的,对吧? We are going to die, huh?
比利 Billy.
我们都被困住了,我们他妈的要死在这里 We are all trapped and we aregoing to fucking die down here.
比利 Billy.
哦 Oh.
噢 Ow.
高级路线 Advanced.
你为什么说我们必须走他妈的高级路线? Why do you just say we had to do the fucking advanced?
什么都没有 There's nothing.
没有出路 There's no way out.
至少我们的家人不用花钱举办葬礼 At least our families won'thave to pay for our funerals,
鉴于我们已经被活埋了 seeing how we've already been buried alive.
好的,各位 OK, people.
我认为情况已经得到控制 I think that the situationis under control.
你怎么得出这个结论的? How'd do you work that out?
我们获救只是几个小时的问题 It's only a matter ofhours before we get rescued.
我是说,我给护林站的投递箱发了一份 I mean, I personally put in the caving permit
洞穴探险许可证 with a completeitinerary in that dropbox
和完整的路线 at the ranger station.
所以,让我们放松一下,享受冒险吧 So let's just relax, enjoy the adventure.
这是一个完美的团队建设的机会 It's a perfectteam-building opportunity.
就像我们自己的私人避难所 It's like our own private escape room.
我们需要充分利用我们的空间 We do need to make the most of our space,
所以这个区域应该指定为厕所区 so this area should be thedesignated toilet zone.
我想这里这块地方 And I'm thinking that this area over here
应该当做我们的私人反省区 should be our private zone forpersonal reflection, you know?
很像机场的跨信仰区域 Much like the interfaith area at the airport.
最重要的是,我们需要仔细管理我们的资源 Most importantly,we need tomanage our resources carefully.
我已经完成了对我们的食物的清点 I've done a complete inventoryof our food supplies,
艾丹带了一盒可使用餐具 and it consists of a samplebox of Edible Cutlery
一整盒样品 that Aidan brought with him.
你带了一盒产品样品吗? You brought a box of product samples?
是的 Yeah.
我总是在我的背包里放一套 I always keep a set in my backpack.
你永远不知道什么时候会需要 You never know when you might need
吃一些餐具 some cutlery that you can eat.
艾丹对旗舰产品的奉献 Aidan's dedication to the flagship product
应该被我们视为一个激励和 should be seen as aninspiration and a life-saving
拯救生命的榜样 example to us all.
艾丹 Aidan.
是的 Yeah.
如果你没办法给我们一人一个口香糖 If you don't have gum for all of us,
那么你就应该把它吐出来 then you should just spit that.
什么? What?
把它给我 Give it to me.
好孩子 Good boy.
好的 OK.
在水的问题上,我们有几瓶水 Hydration-wise, we havethese few bottles of water
还有比例的骆驼袋 and Billy's CamelBak.
不行 No.
这是私有财产 This is private property.
我为什么要为准备充分 Why should I be penalized justbecause I'm the only one who
而受到处罚? properly prepared?
这趟旅行完全由奇妙可食用餐具赞助的 This excursion is fully fundedby Incredible Edible Cutlery,
所以所有的设备,包括你的骆驼袋 so all of the equipment, including your CamelBak,
都是公司财产 is company property.
哦,不,不是 Oh, no, it's not.
把你那该死的骆驼袋交出去 Just hand over the goddamn CamelBak.
太扯了 This is bullshit.
好的,请把这个土豆叉传下去 OK, please pass these potato forks.
每人一个叉子尖 Take one prong each.
就一个叉子尖? Just one prong?
起码把勺子掰开啊? At least break out the spoons?
没有勺子 No spoons.
只有叉子,一个叉子尖.我希望握把能还回来 Forks, one prong, and I'llexpect those handles back.
我知道我不能太自私,但是我 I know it's not all about me, but I
真的觉得我的腿可能需要某种治疗 really feel like my leg mayneed some kind of treatment.
我得保持伤口清洁,注意麻木的感觉 Just keep the wound cleanand watch out for numbness
或者散发恶臭的分泌物 or a foul-smelling discharge.
这是坏疽的第一个迹象 Those are the first signs of gangrene.
坏疽? Gangrene?
对 OK.
哦,我的上帝 Oh my god.
我想试着睡一会儿 I am going to try and get some sleep.
救援人员到了的话请把我叫醒 Wake me up when the rescuers get here.
嘿,你想要暖和一点吗? Hey, you want to generate a little heat?
不用 No.
比利,你看着光 Billy, you're on light duty.
好的 Yeah.
你呢? How about you?
你想... You want to...
在这一章中 In this chapter,
你将学习成为一个范德顿理想家 you'll learn to be aVanderton visionary using
通过掌握三个要素,自信,合作 the three C's, confidence, collaboration,
还有作重要的领导力 and above all captaincy.
噢 Ow.
操! Fuck!
艾丹 Aidan.
是谁? Who is it?
布兰妮? Britney?
布兰妮,是你吗? Is it Britney, bitch?
是的,是我,布兰妮.斯皮尔斯 Yes, it's me, Britney Spears.
坚持住,艾丹 Stay strong, Aidan.
我来救你了 I'm coming to save you.
哦 Oh.
嗨,苏西 Hi, Suzy.
嗨 Hi.
你介意我...太棒了,苏西 Do you mind if I... oh yeah, Suzy.
是的 Yeah.
你能叫我苏珊娜吗? Can you call me Suzanne?
苏珊娜 Suzanne.
轻一点,哦 Gently, oh.
她们搞了一晚上 They've been going at it all night.
我都不知道苏西和梅是一对 I didn't realize Suzy and May were a couple.
她们不是 They're not.
至少之前不是 At least, they weren't.
但我想,迫在眉睫的死亡 But I guess the possibilityof imminent death
会让你变得超级饥渴 makes you super horny.
是的 Yeah.
这是谁？ Who's this?
这是你的白人爸爸吗? Is this your white dad?
你是认真的吗? Seriously?
你不认识他？ You don't recognize him?
他是《犯罪现场调查: 纽约》里的加里辛尼斯 It's Gary Sinise from CSI New York.
对 Right.
他对你来说是个大人物? He's, like, kind of a big deal for you?
是的 Yeah.
在《犯罪现场调查》中,加里像对待家人一样对待他的团队 On CSI, Gary treats his team like a family,
他们总是互相关心 and, like, they always care for each other
互相帮助 and have each other's back.
我是在刚刚辍学加入公司的时候 And, you know, I thought I found it when I quit school
开始看这部电视剧的 and joined the company, so... Wow.
这是我听过悲惨的事情之中 That's either the most pathetic thing I've
最可怜的一件了 ever heard of the most tragic.
嗷 Ouch.
是的 Yeah.
呃,对不起 Wow, sorry.
那...我有点太直接了 That... that came out really harsh.
没事,我们饿了 That's fine, we're hungry.
是的 Yeah.
看来,只能祝他们好运了,对吧? I mean, I guessgood luck to them, right?
团队建设,对吧? Team-building, right?
是的 Yeah.
弗雷迪 Freddie.
嗨 Hi.
怎么了? What's up?
我只是想问问你是否需要一点帮助来入睡 I just wanted to see if youneeded some help with sleeping.
一条丝绸床单就好了,或者随便什么床单 I mean, silk sheets would benice, or any kind of sheets.
我有一个很好的方法来帮助你入睡 I have a great way to help you to sleep.
哦,不 Oh, no.
你什么意思? What do you mean no?
不就是不 I just mean no.
我们已经做得太过了,你不觉得吗? We've taken this whole thingfar enough, don't you think?
不,我不觉得 Well, no, not really.
我之前给你舔屁眼的时候 I mean, you've never eaten me out
你可从来没有拒绝过呢 while I've given you a rim job.
我觉得物理上根本行不通 I don't even thinkthat's physically possible.
你这种态度当然不行 Well, certainly not with that attitude.
好吧,我已经单方面决定禁欲了 OK, well, I've made aunilateral decision to stop.
我不允许你这么做 Well, you can't.
嗯,我已经做了 Well, I have.
我可没有同意你 Well, I haven't granted you unilateral
擅自作出这种决定 decision-making powers.
我不需要你同意 I don't need you to grant them to me.
我有这个权利 I already have them.
这是一个独立成年人的权利 It's called being an independent adult.
有什么好笑的? What's so funny?
你什么时候成了独立的成年人? When have you ever had an independent adult?
一直如此 Since forever.
弗雷迪,弗雷迪 Freddie, Freddie.
搞快点 Come on.
没有我你会迷失的 You would be lost without me.
你所知道的一切都是我教的 Everything you know is from me.
连做爱都是我教的 I taught you how to fuck.
你别放屁了 I didn't learn how to fuck from you.
我是自己看黄片学来的 I learned how to fuck from porn.
我饿了 I'm hungry.
我需要布洛芬 I need ibuprofen.
我感觉到我的狼疮在燃烧 I can feel my lupus flaring up.
他们到底在哪里? Where the hell are they?
他们得挖穿好几米的岩石 Look, they're diggingthrough meters of solid rock.
这需要一点时间 It's going to take a little while.
如果他们真的在挖,为什么我们听不到声音呢? If they're drilling sohard, why can't we hear them?
祝你生日快乐 Happy birthday to you.
生日快乐,亲爱的格洛丽亚 Happy birthday dear Gloria.
祝你生日快乐 Happy birthday to you.
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
好,许个愿吧 OK, make a wish.
哦 Oh.
是的 Yay.
哇 Woo.
那么? Well?
你许了什么愿? What did you wish for?
我希望是让我们获救 I hope it was to get us rescued.
如果我把愿望告诉你 Well, if I tell you what I wished for,
它就不会实现了 that means it won't come true.
你许了别的什么愿,对吗? You wished for somethingelse, didn't you?
不如一个新丈夫,或者别的东西 Like a new husband, or I don't know,
一些无意义的狗屎 some other ridiculous bullshit.
这是格洛丽亚的愿望 It's Gloria's wish.
她来这里也是用我的钱 Well, she's down here on my dollar,
所以我要求对所有的愿望都投否决票 so I demand a veto on all wishes.
那就告诉你我的愿望吧 I'll tell you when I wished for.
我他妈希望我的老板不是一个臭婊子 I wished for a boss whowasn't a total fucking bitch.
我问她要一张一美元钞票来上厕所 I asked her for a dollarbill to go to the bathroom
她居然不给 and she said no.
你连给她一块钱上厕所都不肯? You wouldn't give her a dollarbill so she could wipe herself?
如果我知道今天是你的生日 If I had known it was your birthday,
我肯定会把我最后的零钱都给你 I would have given you mylast couple of singles,
但一百块的不行 but I'm keeping the hundreds.
除了我,没有人能用一百元的钞票擦屁股 No one is wiping theirass on a $100 bill but me.
我可以告诉你们为什么她要留着那些钱 I can tell you why shewant to keep her hundreds.
因为她只剩这么多钱了 It's because it's all the money that she has left.
而我们,和她一样 And by she, I mean we.
闭嘴 Shut up.
哦,叫我闭嘴这样大家就不会知道 Oh, shut up and not telleverybody about the fact
因为你对线上商务旅行的错误执着 that you've virtually bankruptedus, thanks to your weird ego
你实际上已经破产了? trip online business venture?
这是真的 It's true.
范德顿大学 Vanderton University.
是范德顿财富研究所 Vanderton Wealth Institute?
随你怎么叫,它造成的损失已经超过五十万美元 Whatever you want to call it, it's lost us over 500 grand.
哦,我的上帝 Oh my god.
所以我们的账户才是空的 That's the reason the accounts are empty?
空的是什么意思? What do you mean empty?
字面意思 I mean empty.
没钱了? Empty of money?
对,就是这个意思 That's the main thing they're empty of, yes.
我的钱没了? My money?
他妈的所有人的钱都没了,伙计 All our fucking money, dude.
那么,股票期权呢? Well, what about the stock options?
一文不值了 They're worthless.
该死的,伙计们 God dammit, guys.
我刚买了一辆山地车 I just bought a dirt bike.
听着,现在我们在一条船上 Look, we're all in this together.
不,我们不是 No, we're not.
我本就不应该来这里 I'm not even supposed to be here.
我星期一要辞职 I was going to quit on Monday.
我真不敢相信这该死的 I can't believe this shit.
我这样做是为了我们所有人 I was doing this for all of us.
如果公司有什么麻烦 If the company is in trouble, it's
都是因为你们的无能和懒惰 because of yourincompetence and laziness.
是因为你缺乏沟通和职业道德 It was your lack ofcommunication and work ethic
才让我们陷入了困境 that got us in this mess.
你根本不听我们说的话 You don't listen to a single thing we say.
你从来不让我们做决定 You don't let us make a single decision.
露西,凭什么你一直在窃取我们想出来的好点子 Lucy, why should we workhard for you when you steal
我们还得为你拼命干活呢? any good ideas we come up with?
你在说什么? What are you talking about?
可食用餐具,那一开始是我的主意 The Edible Cutlery, Lucy, it was my idea.
放你娘的屁 The hell it was.
我真不敢相信 I can't believe this.
我一开始为露西工作的时候就想到了这个主意 I came up with the idea when Ifirst started working for Lucy.
她当时只有美容产品 All she had back then was beauty products.
好吧 OK.
也许勺子是你的主意 So maybe the spoons were your idea,
但是刀子和叉子是我的 but the knives and forks were mine.
有汤匙不就意味着还能有刀和叉么 Spoons imply knives and forks.
不,不存在这样的法定含义 No, there is no such legal implication.
我是说,任何人都可以想出一个主意 I mean, anyone can come up with an idea.
但要把它变成一家价值数百万美元的公司 It's another thing to turn it into
就是另一回事了 a multi-million-dollar company.
是百万美元已经是历史了 Formermulti-million-dollar company.
我真不敢相信你把这些钱 I can't believe you spent all this
都花在这些愚蠢的团队建设旅行上 money we don't have on anidiotic team-building trip.
嗯,我需要提升你们的智商 Well, I needed to raise your idiotic game.
通过把我们活埋? By burying us alive?
所以这家公司唯一的好主意 So the only good idea this company's ever had
是弗雷迪这个性玩具想出来的 belongs to Freddie the fuck toy.
你叫我什么? Freddie the what?
你觉得我们为什么叫你FT? Why do you think we call you FT?
因为这是我名字的首字母 Because those are my initials, Freddy Tiwari.
哦 Oh.
哦,我的上帝 Oh my god.
你们早就知道吗? You knew?
你们都知道吗? You all knew?
露西把你当成阳具用? That Lucy uses you as a human dildo?
是的 Yeah.
别这么说 Don't put it like that.
两个成年同事有点性关系 What is wrong with two adult colleagues
而且他们对此并不在意的话 having a relationship, especially if they're
不是很正常吗? chill and not weird about it?
说得对 Exactly.
是的,这有什么问题吗? Yeah, what's wrong with that?
因为弗雷迪当时是一名实习生 Because Freddie was an intern at the time,
而且一个傻屌实习生实质上 and fucking an intern is essentially
和他妈的日一个保姆没区别 half a step above fucking ababysitter, in which case, no.
没有攻击你或艾丹的意思,但是... No shade to you or Aidan, but...
哦,我不介意 Oh, none taken.
呵 Yikes.
就是因为你是露西的性玩具 Being Lucy's fuck toy isthe only reason why you've
所以她才给你特别待遇 gotten preferential treatment.
什么? What?
不,我没有得到什么特别待遇 No, I don't get preferential treatment.
我看见她多给了你一个叉子尖 I saw her give you an extra prong.
我拿到的叉子尖和其他人一样 I got the same crappy prong as everyone else.
而且,这并不完全是两厢情愿的 And besides, it's not entirely consensual.
明白吗? OK?
是的,她一直在性侵我 Yeah, she's been Weinsteining me.
哦,我的上帝 Oh my god.
我没有性侵你 I have not Weinsteined you.
我没有性侵过任何人 I have not Weinsteined anyone.
好的,好的 OK, OK.
也许不完全是性侵,但是你 Maybe not the full Weinstein, but you
利用你工作上的权力来获取性利益 used your power in theworkplace to get sexual favors.
哦,我根本不需要那么做 Oh, like I need to do that.
我们是一对自愿的成年人 We're a pair of consenting adults.
你随时可以离开 You could have walked out at any time.
你是我的老板 You're my boss.
如果我不同意和你做爱 I might not have a job if I didn't
我可能就没工作了 agree to have sex with you.
成熟点吧 Grow up.
所有的关系都是不平等的 All relationships are unequal.
男人们已经搞女秘书搞了几十年了 I mean, men have been fuckingtheir secretaries for decades.
为什么女人不能搞男秘书呢? Why can't women?
我觉得是因为这有点可怕 I guess because it's kind of horrible.
好吧,如果女人不能像男人一样可怕 Well, if women can't be as horrible as men, then
那他妈的女权主义有什么意义? what's fucking feminism for?
什么? What?
对吧? Right?
这可真是前所未有的新视角 That's a fresh take on an old idea.
鸡肉沙嗲配花生酱,烤猪肚肉 Chicken satay with peanutsauce, roast belly pork
配帕尔马干酪 with Parmesan potatoes.
黑森林蛋糕,咸味焦糖冰淇淋 Black Forest gateau it's salty caramel ice cream.
哦,我的上帝 Oh my god.
我不知道什么事黑森林蛋糕,但听起来不错 I don't know what gateauis, but that sounds good.
我同意 I can go for that.
谢谢你 Thank you.
那非常好吃 It's the best one.
你要去哪里? Where are you going?
到商店去买一些雪碧 Over to the store to get some Sprite.
我们完蛋了 We're so fucked.
我们都完蛋了 We are so fucked.
看在上帝的份上,闭上你的嘴 For God's sakes, shut the fuck up.
哦,操你妈的 Oh, fuck you.
操你妈的 Fuck you.
我们会变成这样都是你的错 Were all fucked because of you.
是你想到搞什么愚蠢的团队建设 You were the one who thoughtthat a stupid team-building
把我们带到一条高级路线里 exercise and taking us downto a fucking advance route
结果被困在这地下的鬼地方 into an underground hell holewould somehow magically unfuck
公司还被你搞没了 the company that you fucked.
嘿,这不是露西的错,有塌方 Hey, it's not Lucy'sfault there was a cave-in.
谢谢你,苏西 Thank you Suzy.
哦,操你们的妈 Oh, fuck both of you.
嘿,我们现在要保持冷静 Hey, we all need to hold it together down here.
为什么? Why?
听着,已经过去好几天了,各位 Look, it's been days, people.
我们没有听到任何挖掘或钻孔的声音 We have not heard any digging or drilling.
所以不管我们冷不冷静 So whether we keep it together or not,
我们还是完蛋了,对吧? we're still fucked, right?
不对吗? Anybody not fucked?
人类在没有水和食物的情况下 The longest a human beinghas ever gone without food
最多活一个星期,我们两个都用完了 and water is, like, a week, and we ran out of both of them,
所以没命只是时间问题 so it's just a matter of time.
闭嘴 Shut up.
好吧,我知道 OK, I know.
听着,我们不知道何时或是否 Listen, we don't know forcertain when or if we're
我们会获救,对吧? going to be rescued, right?
但我们确实知道,如果我们不尽快吃点东西 But we do know for certain thatif we don't eat something soon,
我们都要饿死了 we're all going to die.
我们知道 We know that.
我们知道这一点 We're aware of that.
我只想提一下 I just want to mention the fact
有一种食物来源我们还没有尝试过 that there's one food sourcethat we haven't yet explored.
哦,我的上帝 Oh my god.
你在开玩笑 You're fucking kidding.
真的吗? Seriously?
我不是说我们应该吃布兰登 I'm not saying we should eat Brandon.
没有 No.
我只是说我们可以吃布兰登 I'm just saying we could eat Brandon.
真恶心 That's disgusting.
我不能吃人 I couldn't eat a person.
我同意,这很恶心 I agree, it is disgusting.
但与此同时,我又饿的要命 But at the same time, I'mterribly fucking hungry.
是他把我们带到了这里 He did lead us down here.
帮助我们活下去是他的本分 Helping us survive is the least he can do.
如果我们要吃人 If we're going to eat someone, it's
吃我们自己更有道德 more ethical to eat ourselves.
你的意思是把我们的胳膊砍下来,像詹姆斯.弗兰科一样吃掉? You mean cut off our armsand eat them like James Franco?
我觉得詹姆斯.弗兰科没有吃过他自己的胳膊 I don't think James Franco ate his own arm.
我的胳膊都不是自己的了 I'm not even my own fucking arm.
那是我放手表的地方 That's where I keep my watch.
我听说吃大脑更好 I heard you should eat the brain,
因为里面有糖分 because it has sugar in it.
我有个好主意,格洛里亚 I got a good idea, Gloria.
你为什么不吃掉自己的大脑呢? Why don't you eat your own brain?
让我重申一下,好吗? Let me reiterate, OK?
我不是说我们应该吃布兰登 I am not saying we should eat Brandon.
但是,如果我们真的要吃布兰登,我们应该怎么吃呢? But if we did eat Brandon, how would we go about it?
我在日本度假时上过寿司课 I once took a sashimicourse on vacation in Japan.
里面教你切人肉了吗? Did it involve cutting up human flesh?
不,主要是切三文鱼 No, it was mostly salmon.
我能不能说 Is it OK that I hate everything
我讨厌这次谈话 about this conversation?
这...这不是谈话 It's... it's... it's not a conversation.
这是一个理论上的讨论 It's a theoretical discussion.
你知道吗? You know what?
一个想法实验 A thought experiment.
哦,这些是只卖给顾客的吗? Oh, these are for customers only?
好吧,如果你有什么好商品的话,我就会成为你的客户 Well, I'd be a customer if you had any goddamn items.
天啊 Jeez.
很快,他的腐坏速度 Real quick, he's deteriorating at such
要比我们快得多 a different rate than us.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我并不是想搞事,而是 I really don't mean to be difficult. It's
我有最后一个问题,我保证 my last question, I promise.
你们吃过九个人的感恩节晚餐吗? But do you happen to have aThanksgiving dinner for nine?
你们看过伊桑霍克的电影吗? Have you guys ever seenthat Ethan Hawke movie, where
那些人被困在安第斯山脉里 those people get trapped in the Andes
然后他们必须吃掉他们的朋友 and then they have to eat their friends?
那很糟糕很恶心,但是他们有时间去好好考虑 It's pretty messed up andgross, but they had some time
因为安第斯山脉就像是一个 to mull it over, because the Andes is basically
巨大的冰箱 like a big-ass refrigerator.
这个洞不是 This cave isn't.
所以,关于如何处理那个尸体 So sooner or later, we're going to have
我们迟早需要作出决定 to make a hard choice aboutwhat to do with that body.
她说得对 She's right.
布兰顿已经快熟烂了 Brandon's getting ripe.
哇 Ew.
我的天哪 Jesus Christ.
他不是一个水果,各位 He's not a piece of fruit, people.
我认为你们需要 I think you need to all take a very
好好地反思一下自己 long, hard look at yourselves.
至少他不是我们团队的一员 At least he's not part of the group.
我是说,起码我们不用吃自己的同事 I mean, it wouldn't be likewe were eating a colleague.
所以只要不是你妈,吃谁都可以吗? So it's OK even astranger, just not your mom?
我并不是说吃人是对的 I'm not saying it's OK to eat anyone.
但是,如果我遇到了一个比我妈还混蛋的人 But yes, I'd rather eat aguy I just met who I thought
我宁愿吃掉他 was an asshole than my mom.
同感 Same.
我确实对他有所了解 I actually do know him a little.
算是在一起过 Kind of got together with him.
当他来到办公室打招呼的时候 When he came to the officeat that meet and greet,
我们出去吃了披萨 we went out for pizza.
一来二去 One thing led to another.
上床了 Sex.
所以我觉得我们最好还是 So I sort of feel like maybe it would be nice
不要吃他 for us to not eat him, please.
听着,我觉得那不能算是 Look, I don't think that's a valid
有效的所有权关系 proprietorial relationship.
为什么? Why?
你什么意思? What do you mean?
你上了我的午饭 You fucked my lunch.
那又怎样? So what?
我不在乎谁上过他 I don't care who fucked him.
我要在他变成一坨烂肉前吃掉他 I'm eating even before heturns into a pile of goo.
我和你一起吃 I'm with you.
哇,哇,哇,哇,哇,哇 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
稳住 Hold up.
我们需要作为一个团队来决定 We need to make this decision as a team,
团队里不能一人独断 and there's no I. There's no I in team.
是啊,但是如果你把团队的字母换一下位置 Yeah, but if you swap the letters around,
就能拼成"肉" it spells "meat."
我们会得救的 We are going to be rescued.
你想要你被人发现的时候 And is that how you want tobe discovered, with Brandon's
嘴里叼着布兰登的耳朵吗? ear hanging out of your mouth?
我好好考虑了一下,伙计们 I thought of everything, guys.
我很抱歉,但那个地方太狗屎了 I'm sorry, but that place is bullshit.
我错过了什么? So what did I miss?
伙计们,布兰登是个人 Guys, Brandon's a human being.
他有家庭,有朋友,有感情 He has a family, and friends, and feelings.
我是说,我知道现在的情况很绝望 I mean, I know that thisis a desperate situation,
但如果我们失去人性,我们就失去了一切 but if we lose our humanity, we've lost everything.
我们来投票吧 Let's take a vote.
谁同意吃布兰登? Who's in for eating Brandon?
等等,我们在投什么? Wait, what are we voting on?
认真的吗? Seriously?
来人帮我一把 Somebody give me a hand.
我不管了 I'm out.
嘿,布兰顿,伙计,我很抱歉 Hey, Brandon, buddy, I'm so sorry.
如果你能从天堂看到这一切,要知道我们都爱你 If you can see this from heaven, just know that we all love you.
什么他妈情况? What the fuck?
他只剩一只胳膊了 He's only got one arm.
有人偷了一只胳膊 Someone's stolen an arm.
谁偷吃了一根胳膊? Who's got themselves a nice little snacky arm?
谁看起来最饱 Who looks the fullest?
你 You do.
嗯? Huh?
谁的嘴巴一直嚼个不停 Who's been munching on some finger food.
是不是你,蜂王? How about you, queen bee?
嗯? Huh?
我怎么了? What about me?
请便 Be my guest.
我没有什么可隐瞒的 I don't have anything to hide.
什么? What?
你他妈给我退后 You just back the fuck off.
这是对隐私的侵犯 This is an invasion of privacy.
在这,那根胳膊 Here it is, the smoking arm.
露西 Lucy.
是他偷的 She stole it.
我们一直在挨饿,她却一直在享用新鲜的肉? She's been feasting on freshmeat while we've been starving?
所以,你一直不想让我们吃布兰登 So that's why you didn'twant us to eat Brandon.
是为了留着自己吃 You wanted to keep him all to yourself?
你这王八蛋 You sick fuck.
布兰登是我喂饱的 I fed and watered Brandon.
我给他买了个墨西哥卷饼,好吗? I bought him a burrito, OK?
他的营养应该是我的 His nutrients should be mine.
你已经拿到你那份了 Well, you've had your share.
其余的都是我们的 The rest of him is ours.
他妈的 Jesus fucking Christ.
洞穴探险许可证 The caving permit.
哦,不,不,你刚刚说你把这个 Oh, no, no, the caving permitthat you said that you filed
发给护林站了 with the ranger station, the caving
但那绝对是不可能的 permit that you couldn't havefiled with the ranger station
因为这东西他妈的在我手里 because I'm holding in my fucking hand.
你怎么能这样? How could you?
哦,该死 Oh, shit.
哦,狗屎 Oh shit, shit.
没有人知道我们在这里 No one knows we're here.
没人会来救我们 No one's coming to see us.
我恨你,露西 I hate you, Lucy.
我真他妈的恨你 I really fucking hate you.
你为什么说你把它发了? Why did you say you handed it in?
我以为我发了 I thought that I had.
我...我一定是在帮你穿过岩石的时候 I... I must have gotten side tracked
被分散了注意力,然后我... when I was helping you with... with the boulders, and then I...
我在找擦屁股的纸 I was looking for some ass-wiping material,
就发现了那个 and I found it.
我是想保护你,但是 I was trying to protect you, and it's
我压力太大了 just been so much pressure.
然后我做了一个决策 And look, I then made an executive decision,
因为如果你们知道我没有发,你们... because if you knew that I hadn't, you guys...
会变得很奇怪 It would have just gotten... gotten weird.
你骗了我们 You fucked us.
你把我们都骗了 You fucked us all.
这正是我想说的 That is exactly what I was talking about.
有人会发现旅游巴士 Somebody is going to find the tour bus
还有一辆黄色的保时捷 and... and a yellow Porsche.
他们怎么可能发现不了呢? How could they... how could they miss it?
我们在他妈的沙漠的中央 We're in the middle of the fucking desert.
没人会看到那辆黄色的保时捷 No one's going to see that yellow Porsche.
好的,等等 OK, wait.
大家都冷静下来,好吗? Everybody calm down, OK?
尽管露西真的欺骗了我们 Even though Lucy super fucked us,
我们仍然需要专注于活下去 we still need to focus on staying alive.
我们现在所能做的就是吃掉布兰登 And all we can doright now is eat Brandon,
所以我建议我们吃布兰登 so I suggest we eat Brandon.
谁要吃第一口? Who wants first bite?
去他妈的,我来吃 Fuck it, I'll do it.
我来吃 I'll do it.
把它给我 Here, give it to me.
尝起来像鸡肉吗? Does it tastes like chicken?
不像 No.
好的 OK.
很有嚼劲,真的... It's chewy it's definitely a chewy...
很有嚼劲的一道菜 A chewy dish.
我们明明都在监狱里了 Why go to all the troubleof putting me in a prison when
为什么还要费事把我关进监狱? we're already all in a prison?
因为你是一个该死的罪犯 We're putting you in prisonbecause you're a damn criminal
你应该受到惩罚 and you deserve to be punished.
这安全是胡扯 Well, it's totalbullshit, because I could
因为我随时可以出去 get out whenever I wanted.
不,你想得美 No, you can't, because we won't let you.
是的,这比起一个实际的监牢 Yeah, this is ametaphorical cage in addition
更像是一个形式上的监牢 to being an actual cage.
我不过吃了一口肉 It was just a part of an arm.
上帝 God.
总要有人踏出第一步 Somebody had to be the meat pioneer.
对,而且必须是你 Right, and it had to be you.
永远都是你 It always has to be you.
至少我表现出了一些克制 At least I showed some restraint.
你们这群猪把一个月的量都吃了 You little piggies ain't enoughof Brandon to last us a month,
你们这群贪婪的狗 you greedy fucks.
那么,吃完了布兰登感觉怎么样? So how are you feeling post eating Brandon?
很饱,部分是因为布兰登,大部分是因为自我厌恶 Full, partially of Brandon, mostly of self-loathing.
是的,相当恶心 Yeah, that was pretty gnarly.
是的 Yeah.
什么鬼 What the fuck.
天呐 Holy shit.
那是什么? What was that?
该死的 Goddamn.
到底发生了什么 What the hell is happening.
可能电池没电了 Maybe the battery died.
有没有人的手机还能亮 Does anybody have aflashlight on their phone
或者头灯还能用? or a headlamp that works?
该死 Shit.
拜托,拜托 Please, please, please.
操 Fuck.
哦,我的天 Oh my god.
哦,谢天谢地 Oh, thank god.
哦,我猜你们几个傻逼 Oh, I guess you dickheads didn't
都没有保管好自己的头灯吧 take care of your headlamps.
嘿 Hey.
囚犯不能有财产 No prisoner property.
我要没收 I'm confiscating that.
小心头发 Watch the hair.
嘿 Hey.
啊! Ah!
嘿,还剩多少电池? Hey, how much battery is left?
它能撑多长时间? How long does it have?
不知道 No idea.
伙计们,我有个东西可能有所帮助 Guys, I have something that might help.
这是一个可穿戴的动能充电器 It's a wearable kinetic charger.
什么? A what?
就好像是手动发电的手电筒 It's like one of thoseshake-to-shine flashlights.
它将我们的手臂运动转化为电能 It transfers my armmovements into electricity.
哇 Wow.
好东西,艾丹 Great stuff, Aidan.
你从哪里搞到的? Where did you get that?
这个在旅行的时候很有用 It comes in handy when you're traveling.
你说你在酒店房间里撸个不停 You mean like when you'rein a hotel room, beating off?
嗯,是的 Well, yeah.
它被称为手淫机 It's called the Wankband.
好吧 OK.
伙计们,我个人不想看着艾丹愚蠢地手冲 Guys, personally, I don't lovethe idea of watching Aidan rub
来给我们光线 himself stupid just to give us enough
看着自己饿死 light to watch ourselves die of starvation.
你有更好的主意吗? Do you have a better idea?
是的 Yeah.
我想我们应该试试艾丹发现的地道 I think we should try the tunnel Aidan found.
你有没有听过,当你在一个洞里 You ever heard the expression, when you're in a hole,
别往下挖? stop digging?
往下走比呆在这里要好 It's better to go furtherdown than just stay up here.
不,这显然更糟 No, it's clearly worse.
还有什么能比这更糟糕呢? What could be worse than this?
想象你在这个场景中... Imagine this, but also you're...
但是死了 You're dead.
好吧 OK.
伙计们,如果我们不试着找到出路 Guys, if we don't try to find a way out of here,
我们都会死 we're all going to die.
现在,我要下去 Now, I'm going down there.
谁和我一起去? Who's going with me?
我不去 I can't.
我的狼疮太严重了 I'm all lupused out.
我去 I'll go.
很好 Great.
是的,这是正确的做法 Yeah, this is the right thing to do.
是的,采取一些行动,最大限度地增加我们的胜算 Yeah, take some action, maximize our odds.
我们需要头灯 We're going to need the headlamp.
去你妈的 Fuck that.
谁找到归谁 Finders keepers.
好吧,那你拿着灯和我们一起来 All right, then you keep theheadlamp and then come with us.
去你妈的 Fuck that.
听着,你们可能不知道这件事 Listen, you probablydon't know this about me,
但我结过一次婚 but I was married once.
我妻子的名字叫克莱尔 My wife's name was Claire.
她死了 She died.
在她死后,我清理了壁橱 I remember cleaning outthis closet after she died
找到了一个沙滩球 and finding this beach ball.
我记得是克莱尔把它吹起来的 I remembered it was Claire who blew it up.
我摆脱了让我想其她的一切 I got rid of everything that reminded me of her.
这实在是太痛苦了 It was just too painful.
但有一样东西我无法摆脱,那就是那个球 But one thing I couldn'tget rid of was that ball.
我仍然拥有它,因为克莱尔的呼吸 I still have it, because Claire's breath
仍然在那里 is still in there.
只要我的身体还在呼吸 And as long as there's breath in my body,
而且克莱尔的呼吸还在那个沙滩球里 and Claire's breath is in that beach ball,
我就要找到一条出路,好吗? I'm going to find us a way out of here, OK?
我需要你的帮助 And I need your help.
你应该去做,比利 You should do it, Billy.
是的,比利 Yeah, Billy.
如果你能稍微离开一下也挺好 It'd actually be nice to take a little break from you.
自从我们来到这里,大家都觉得 You've been nothing but amoaning drain on all of us
你是个抱怨大师 since we got down here.
哇 Wow.
好的 OK.
给,拿着它 Here, take it.
但我会与你同去的 But you're not going with me.
哦,哇 Oh, wow.
太好了 Great, yeah.
也许你可以穿上一些衣服 Just maybe put some clothes on.
嗯-哼 Uh-huh.
为了克莱尔 For Claire.
哇,太棒了 Wow, that was amazing.
谢谢 Thanks.
你的事我真的很抱歉 I'm really sorry that happened to you.
我不知道你结过婚 I didn't know you were married.
而且,你当时一定非常年轻 Also, you must have been super young.
是的 Yeah.
实际上,我引用了别人的话 Actually, that was quote.
什么? What?
引用 A quote.
什么? What?
哦,这其实是那个电视剧里的一段演讲 Oh, the speech, it's from CSI New
《纽约犯罪现场调查》第一季,第一集 York season one episode one.
好的 OK.
但是它起作用了,对吧? But it worked though, right?
是的,是的 Yeah, yeah.
效果出众 Totally.
加里辛尼斯太强了 Good old Gary Sinise.
嘿,听着 Hey, listen.
谢谢你能够支持我 Thank you, you know, for having my back just now
还有,在这整个经历中 and just, I don't know, being awesome
都表现的这么出色 through this whole experience.
我认为我们是一个很好的团队 I think we make a pretty good team.
哇 Wow.
我们现在是朋友了吗? Is this... is this friendshipright now happening?
哦,是的 Oh, yeah, it is.
好的,很酷 OK, cool.
是的,这很奇怪,很奇怪 Yeah, it's weird, a good weird.
是的 Yeah.
的确很奇怪 It's a good weird.
好友请求已发送 Friend request sent.
哦,收到 Oh, got it.
接受 Accept.
嘿,你们两个小情侣,不用为了我而克制 Hey, you two lovebirds, don't hold back on my account.
这...不是这样的 What the... that's not what's happening here.
我们也没打算那样 It's so not what's happening right now.
再说,他嘴里还有布兰登的味道 Besides, he's got Brandon breath.
- 真的吗? - 没关系 - Really? - It's totally fine.
我也有 I have it, too.
我们吃掉了一整个人 We just ate, like, a whole dude.
好的 OK.
哦,好的,伙计们 Oh, OK, guys.
绝对不要往下看 Definitely don't look down.
哦,上帝 Oh, God.
耶稣基督 Jesus Christ.
冷静下来 Calm down.
好的,好的 OK, OK.
我在这里做什么? What the hell am I doing up here?
我不是英雄 I'm not a hero.
我是个胆小的混蛋 I'm a cowardly asshole.
当一个胆小的混蛋真的很爽 I'm really comfortablebeing a cowardly asshole.
嗯,这里断了一块,我得跳过去 Uh, there's a ledge andl'm going to have to jump,
我应该跳吗? so should I jump?
是的 Yeah.
我是说,如果你要跳,那就跳吧 I mean, if you're going to jump, fucking jump.
杰西,我跳了 Jess, I jumped.
好的 OK.
哦,上帝 Oh, god.
哦 Oh.
抱怨大师 Moaning drain.
我的意思是,搞快点 I mean, you know, come on.
并不是说我完全不接受批评 It's not like I'm completelyclosed to criticism,
但不管怎么说,这话也太他妈难听了 but any way you slice that, that is just fucking rude.
伙计们,那光是什么呢? Guys, what is that light?
哦,我的上帝 Oh my god.
我想我们找到了... 哦,天呐,这是水 I think we found... Oh my god, it's water.
哦,天呐,我渴了 Oh god, I'm thirsty.
哦,我的天那 Oh my gosh.
我好渴 I'm so thirsty.
等等 Wait.
你们怎么知道这水能喝 How do you know it's safe to drink.
这是洞穴水 It's cave water.
所以呢? So?
你知道依云是什么水做的吗? So what do you think Evian's made from?
纯净美味的洞穴水 Pure delicious cave water.
这是最纯净的依云 This its purest in the purest form of Evian,
这都是我们的 and it's all ours.
看,蝾螈 Look, newts.
什么? What?
里面全是蝾螈 It's filled with newts.
哦,上帝,美味有营养的蝾螈 Oh, god, delicious, nutritious newts.
我认为你不应该吃那些 I don't think you should be eating those.
天啊,它还活着 Oh my god, it's still alive.
它怎么还会活着? How is it still alive?
他正在努力反抗 He's fighting his way back up.
它不想下去 It doesn't want to go down.
我想知道它们是否能在我们的肚子里再生 I wonder if they canregenerate in our bellies,
因为它们可以再生 because they can regenerate.
看,我告诉过你这很棒 See, I told you it's great.
都会没事的 Everything is fine.
耶稣,弗雷迪 Jesus, Freddie.
什么... What the...
嘿 Hey.
你从来没告诉过我关于布兰登的事 You never told me about Brandon.
哦,没什么可说的 Oh, there's not much to tell.
是在你和我在一起之前,我发誓 It was before you and I got together, I swear.
是的,就是几天前 Yeah, like a few days before.
我不明白这有什么关系 I don't see how that matters.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
如果布兰登没有被那些石头压死 If Brandon wasn't crushedto death by those rocks,
你还会和他上床吗? would you still be sleeping with him?
你是在让我在你和那个我睡了一次就吃掉的男人之间 Are you asking me to choosebetween you and the man I spent
做出选择吗? one night with and then ate?
我不知道你是否是那种 I don't know if you're thekind of person I can have
值得长期交往的人 a long-term relationship with.
你真的很纠缠 You're being really needy.
我没有纠缠 I'm not being needy.
我只是觉得你对我没有完全诚实和坦率 I just don't think you've beencompletely honest and open
这对我来说很难,因为布兰登的残骸 with me, and it's hard for me, because there are reminders
到处都是 of Brandon everywhere.
你不觉得这对我来说也很难吗? You don't think it's hard for me?
我现在告诉你,和某人上床 I'm telling you rightnow, sleeping with someone
然后吃掉他,这没那么好受 and then eating them, it's not nothing.
我们能不能假装无事发生? Can we just pretend that'snot happening right now?
我不知道我能不能 I don't know if I can.
哦,你的嘴唇的味道,我在兜风。 Oh, the taste of your lips, I'm on a ride.
你有毒,我滑倒了 Your toxic, I'm slipping under.
带着毒药天堂的味道,我沉迷于你 With the taste of the poisonparadise, I'm addicted to you.
不知道你有毒吗? Don't know that you're toxic?
我爱你所做的事 And I love what you do.
你不知道你有毒吗? Don't you know that you're toxic?
布兰登? Brandon?
嘿,弗雷迪怎么了? Hey, what's up Freddie?
是我,布兰顿 It's me, Brandon.
我要你帮我一个忙 I want you to do me a favor.
把我的身体当做礼物,还有我所流的血 Just use my body as your gift, and the blood I have shed,
喝吧 drink it.
享用我的肉体吧 Dine on my flesh in remembrance that I have
我死去你们才能活下来 died so that you might live.
我是你的肉之神,弗雷迪 I am your meat god, Freddie.
吃掉我,你就会得到逃离这个地下世界 Consume me and you willconsume the knowledge to escape
所需要的知识 this forsaken underworld.
吃掉我 Consume me.
嘿 Hey.
干得好,弗雷迪 Good work, Freddie.
你做到了,你只需要吃一个人 You made it, and you only had to eat one guy.
完全没问题 It's all totally cool.
哦,我的上帝 Oh my God.
这里有个小礼物可以帮助你庆祝 Here's a little gift to help you celebrate.
冰激淋! Ice cream!
谢谢你,加里辛尼斯 Thank you, Gary Sinise.
嘿,是我 Hey, It's me.
我的意思是,是你的有趣版本 I mean, it's you, but like, cool you,
是没穿愚蠢的公司衬衫的你 without the stupid company shirt.
你在织布吗? Are you knitting?
我的确在织布,因为不管爸妈怎么说 You best believe I'm knitting, because I don't care that mommy
我都不会停下来 and daddy told me to stop.
谁说真正的男人不会织布 Real men don't knit.
去他妈的 Fuck that bullshit.
我没有时间织布 I don't have time to knit.
冷静点,伙计 Chill out, company man.
那是一坨屎 That's some shit.
吃个冰淇淋 Eat an ice cream.
我只做这些事,织布和吃冰淇淋 That's all I do not, knit and eat ice cream.
为什么他妈的还要做别的事? Why the fuck do anything else?
嘿,嘿 Hey Hey.
嘿,嘿 Hey, hey.
我告诉过你不要吃蝾螈,但你不听我的话 I told you not to eat the newts, but you didn't listen to me,
是吗? did you?
不,我不会穿的 No, I'm not going to wear them.
我不会穿这些靴子的 I'm not going to wear these boots.
这些是希特勒的靴子 These are Hitler's boots.
我不会穿希特勒的靴子 I'm not wearing Hitler's boots.
好吧,让我们从这个洞穴里滚出去吧 OK, let's get the fuck out of this cave.
我们走吧 Let's go.
哦,我真不敢相信你看到了我的鸡鸡 Oh, I can't believe you saw my cock.
别担心,我们什么也没看到 Don't worry, we didn't see anything.
哇 Whoa.
该死 Shit.
我的头灯没电了 My headlamp died.
哦,上帝 Oh, god.
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
我从来都不应该下来这里,我们完了 I never should have broughtus down here I fucked us...
都是他的错 He fucked us all.
等等,闭嘴 Wait, shut up.
看 Look.
伙计们,这个是出口吗? Guys, is that what I think it is?
是的 Yes.
我们做到了 We did it.
我们要离开这里了 We're getting out of here.
我简直不敢相信 I can't believe it.
谢谢你,加里 Thank you, Gary.
是的,我们要走了 Yes, we're leaving!
谢谢了,加里 Thanks, Gary.
感谢上帝 Thank god.
我再也不会洞穴探险了 I'm never going spelunking again.
我从来没有远足过 I've never been going hiking.
夫人,把你的妓女锁起来 Madam, lock up your prostitutes.
来干吧 Let's do it.
是的 Yes.
我们可以吃很多冰淇淋 We can have so much ice cream.
宝贝,我们走吧 Baby, let's go.
我们要出去了 We're getting out!
你看到了什么? What you see?
有只兔子,美味的兔子 There's a rabbit, delicious rabbit.
好吧,看来你根本不需要我 Well, looks like youdidn't need me after all.
哦,请告诉我这是兔子 Oh, please tell me it's rabbit.
操! Fuck!
那是什么气味? What's that smell?
我想是艾丹的腿 I think it's Aidan's leg.
什么? What?
哦,不 Oh, no.
等等,你觉得他可能坏疽了吗? Wait, do... do you think it might have gangrene?
是的,教科书式的坏疽 Yeah, textbook gangrene.
哦,我的上帝 Oh my god.
冷静下来 Calm down.
有一个办法可以解决所有问题 There is a solution that'llcheck off all the boxes.
好吧,那是什么? OK, what is it?
截肢 Amputation.
哦,我不知道 Oh, I don't know.
这是唯一确定的方法 It's the only way to be sure.
噢,噢 Ow, ow.
好消息是,晚餐有着落了 And the upside, it's dinner time.
好主意 Good idea.
你知道我爱你们,我... You know that I love you guys, and I...
我愿意为团队做任何事 I would do anything for this team.
但我不想让德里克拿着一把小刀 But I'm not 100% sure that I want Derek to cut
把我的腿锯断 my leg off with a penknife.
这不是小刀 It's not a penknife.
这是一把蝴蝶刀 It's a butterfly knife.
哦,那就...更好了 Oh, that's... that's better.
我的意思是,我喜欢蝴蝶 I mean, I do like butterflies.
它们太漂亮了 They're so pretty.
嘿,别说了 Hey, stop it.
如果他不喜欢就不要做 Don't do it if he's not into it.
什么? What?
他只是说他可能会喜欢 He just said he might be into it.
好吧,我并不是完全不喜欢 Well, I'm not completely not into it.
但与此同时,我并没有完全喜欢 But at the same time, I'mnot completely into it.
他一直在对着空气撸冠,都好几天了,伙计们 He's been jerking himselfsilly for, like, days, guys.
他不知道他是想要大便还是理发 He doesn't know whether he wants a shit or a haircut.
天啊,我真想剪个头发 God, I would love to get a haircut,
或者拉个屎,或者两者都有 and take a shit, or both.
我感觉糟透了 I feel terrible.
我的关节疼 It's my joints.
我需要一些抗炎症药物来治疗我的狼疮 I need some anti-inflammatoriesfor my lupus.
如果病情恶化,我可能会发作 If it gets worse, I might have a seizure.
哦,不 Oh, no.
你在做什么? What are you doing?
没什么 Nothing.
你看我的眼神跟感恩节火鸡一样 You're looking at me likel'm a turkey at Thanksgiving.
那听起来真是太好吃了 That is a terrible delicious thing to say.
狼疮是一种非常严重的疾病,对吧? Lupus, that's a very serious illness, right?
理论上讲,一个人不吃药可以撑多久? How long can a person gowithout medicine, theoretically?
我不知道 I don't know.
但如果我死了,露西不准吃我 But if I die, Lucy is not allowed to eat me.
你在意些什么? What do you care?
你到时候都死了 You'd be dead.
好吧,我在此正式提出合法的遗嘱 OK, I am hereby making an official legal will.
每个人都可以在我死后吃掉我,露西除外 Everybody apart from Lucy isallowed to eat me if I die.
连手指都不行? Not even a finger?
杰西,你先挑吧 Jess, you get first pick of my parts.
你总是很照顾我,我一直很喜欢你 You always watch out for me, and I've always liked you.
好的,谢谢 OK, thanks.
告诉我你想要什么部位 Just tell me what part you want and I'll
我会把你的名字放上去 put your name next to it.
为什么不你来挑呢? Why don't you pick, you know?
给我一个惊喜 Surprise me.
如果她不要,我能来一半屁股吗? If Jess doesn't wantit, can I get an asscheek?
哪边都行,但如果必须选择 I really don't mind whichone, but if I had to choose,
左边最好 I'd say lefty.
嘿,好选择 Hey, good choice.
弗雷迪是第二个挑的 Freddie gets second pick.
我才不在乎呢 I don't give a shit.
好吧,不是我所希望的回应 Well, not the response I was hoping for.
听着,我刚刚经历了一次视听觉悟 Listen, I've been on a vision quest.
我看到了望远镜的另一端 I've seen through theother end of the telescope.
我看了看土豆的另一面 I've looked at the other side of the potato.
你知道我学到了什么吗? And you know what I learned?
这家公司完全是狗屎,你可以把我的可食用餐具 That this company is bullshit, and you can all shove my Edible.
塞进你们的屁眼里 Cutlery up your assholes.
我们都是上帝的眼睫毛 We're all just eyelashes on the face of God.
无所谓了 OK, whatever.
也许我们应该试着喝自己的尿 Maybe we should try drinking our own piss.
嗯? Huh?
如果我们喝自己的尿,会发生什么? What would happen if we drank our own piss?
我们还是会死,但我们最后会尝到的 We'd still die, but the last thing we'd taste
会是我们自己的尿 would be our own piss.
嘿 Hey.
嘿,囚犯要离开牢房,你在干什么? Hey, prisoner leaving theprison area, what are you doing?
回去 Get back in there.
好吧 OK.
我不想成为末日之声 I don't want to be the voice of doom.
但我认为格洛里亚看起来不太好 But I think that Gloria'snot looking too good.
雷迪嘎嘎就有狼疮 Lady Gaga has lupus.
如果她也有,也没那么糟糕 If she has it, it can't be that bad.
我不这么认为 I don't think so.
你想怎么样? What is your point?
好的 OK.
我的想法是我们应该 My point is are we going to just sit
坐在这里等她死去 here and wait for her to die, or are
还是要加快速度? we going to speed things up?
你的意思是... You mean like with the...
用石头砸死她? Like hitting her with a rock?
那太可怕了,不 That's horrible, no.
我想的是,用外套蒙住她的脸 I was thinking more like a coat over the face.
我的上帝 My god.
耶稣 Jesus.
怎么样? What?
很棒,对吧? It's good, right?
我只剩这么多了 This is all I could muster.
有人要来点吗? Anybody want some?
不,谢谢 No, thank you.
我不要 I'm good.
我还没那么渴呢 I'm not there yet.
但一半屁股肉和一口尿 But an asscheek and a swig of this,
可等不了那么久哦 and won't be no talking on both jaws.
什么? What?
甚至有一些泡沫 Even got some fizz to it.
不用了 Hard pass.
对我来说更重要 More for me.
你还尿尿吗? You're still peeing?
我三天没尿尿了 I haven't peed in three days.
诗歌,哦 Poems, oh.
嘿 Hey.
看看这个 Look at this.
格洛里亚一直在写他妈的诗 Gloria's been writing fucking poetry.
把那个给我 Give me that.
这是隐私 That's private.
等等 Hold on.
我的困境给了我比我的健康更重要的财富 My plight has given me wealthmore important than my health.
被困在这个毁灭的洞穴里,我找到了一些心灵的空间 Trapped in this cavern of doom, I have found some psychic room.
当我感到黑暗的召唤时,我看到了上帝的脸在墙上 When I feel the darkness call, I see God's face on the wall.
是哪面墙,格洛里亚? Which wall is that, Gloria?
是那面德雷克拉过屎的墙吗? Is that the one that Derektook a giant shit against?
好的,这只是初稿,所以... OK, well, it's a first draft, so...
诗歌不是犯罪,比利 Poetry is not a crime, Billy.
把她的笔记本还给她 Give her back her fucking notebook.
嗯-哼 Uh-huh.
该死,等等 Shit, hold on now.
我在此同意在死后出版 I hereby give permissionfor posthumous publication
这些诗 of these poems.
你要出版,用我们的死亡赚钱? You're going to publish, make money off our deaths?
这是我的女儿们的 That's for my girls.
我只是想给她们留一些东西 I just want to leave them something.
去你妈的 Fuck those little assholes.
她们一个七岁,一个九岁 They're seven and nine.
好吧,我不想因为这些糟糕的诗歌被记住 Well, I refuse to bememorialized by shitty poetry.
这很尴尬 It's embarrassing.
现在谁还用押韵的对句? Like, who uses rhyming couplets anymore?
如果你这么讨厌我的诗 If you hate it so much, why don't you
你为什么不自己写呢? write your own fucking poetry?
这样吧 You know what?
作为写坏诗的惩罚 How about the punishment for writing bad poetry
让我们杀死格洛里亚吃掉她怎么样? should be that we kill Gloria and eat her?
耶稣上帝 Jesus Christ.
你疯了 You've lost your fucking mind.
不,这是适者生存 No, this is survival of the fittest.
适者生存并不意味着 Survival of the fittest doesn't
杀死不适者 mean killing the unfittest.
没有人会杀人 Nobody is killing anyone.
如果我们要死,我们就一起死 If we die, we die together.
让一个要死的人来拯救其他人,有什么不对吗? What's wrong with one of usdying to save the rest of us?
只是要死的人不是你 As long as the one who dies isn't you.
我是说,如果我们中的任何一个人死了 I mean, I'll freely admit that if one of us
我会很乐意吃掉他 dies I am going to eat them in a heartbeat.
但是你的建议... But what you suggesting is...
这是打破底线 There's crossing the lineand then there's smashing
是对道德界限的巨大冲击 through it with a truck.
我明白了 I get it.
不是每个人都有胆量 Not everyone has balls big enough
去做出艰难的决定 to make the hard decisions.
但领导者就是这样的 That's what leaders do.
这是白人的负担 It's the white man's burden.
哦,你现在是白人了,阿卡玛女王? Oh, so you're a white man now, Acama queen?
我戴了许多帽子 I wear many hats.
我知道你为什么要吃格洛里亚 I know why you want to eat Gloria.
因为你是吸血鬼 It's because you're a vampire.
你多年来一直在吸我的血,但所有这些 You've been sucking my bloodfor years, but all of that
都到此为止 stops now.
这是胡说 That is bullshit.
你想要一个性感无比的女老板 You wanted a sexy as helltough as nails lady boss,
你只是控制不住 and you just couldn't handle it.
好的,很好 OK, fine.
没错 It's true.
我没有信心去实现我的想法 I didn't have the confidenceto make my idea work.
你有 You did.
你知道吗? And you know what?
你上我的时候我很喜欢 I liked it when you fucked me.
是的,我甚至喜欢你把东西戳到我屁股里 Yeah, I even liked it whenyou put things up my ass
偶尔 occasionally.
但当我不再喜欢时,我要求你停止这样做 But when I stopped liking it and I asked you to stop doing it,
你还是肆意妄为,这不行,露西 you carried on, and that's not OK, Lucy.
我不会让你再这样做了 And I'm not going to let you do it anymore.
去你妈的,去他妈的这家公司 Fuck you and fuck this company.
我辞职 I resign.
我要停止工作,开始织布 I'm going to stop workingand start knitting.
织布? Knitting?
男人又不是不能织布,好吗? Just because I'm a guydoesn't mean I can't knit, OK?
好的 OK.
我要织出你所见过的 I'm going to knit the most amazing
最漂亮的毛衣 sweater you've ever seen.
弗雷迪是对的 Freddie's right.
你有一些严重的边界问题 You have some major boundary issues.
就因为我在参加奶奶的葬礼时 You guys know that shethreatened to fire me because I
把手机关机了两个小时 turned off my phone for two hours
她就威胁要解雇我 while I attended my grandma's funeral?
我在主持我最好朋友的单身派对 I was hosting my bestfriend's bachelorette party,
我们还需要一个天台加热器 and we needed a patio heater delivered.
我是说,你知道在天台上有多冷吗? I mean, do you know howcold it was when the patio?
我的工作不是给你的朋友们送温暖 It is not my job to keepyou cold-ass friends warm.
你...你伤了我的心 You... you break my heart.
我指导你,因为我想要闪耀在我身上的光芒 I mentored you because I wanted a little
能够反射在你的身上 of the light that's alwaysshined on me to reflect on you.
当我发现你的妈妈在你这么年轻的时候就去世了 When I found out your momdied when you were so young,
我决定做一个你从未有过的妈妈 I decided to be the mom that you never had.
什么鬼? What the fuck?
这是远远不够的 It was never enough.
你只是想要更多,更多的你和你的狗屎学位 You just wanted more, more, more. You and your fucking MBA,
他不想成为我的学员 he didn't want to be my mentee.
你不想为我工作 You didn't want to work for me.
不,你想取代我 No, you wanted to replace me.
我不想一辈子都呆在你的阴影里 I don't want to be in yourshadow for the rest of my life.
这有错吗? Is that a crime?
你需要务实点 You need to get real.
没有我你会身在何方? Would you be without me?
至少不在这个该死的洞穴里,露西 Not in this fucking cave, Lucy.
你知道吗,我雇佣了你,还有你 Do you know when I hiredyou, and you, and you,
还有你,你的时候.我站了出来 and you, and you, I stepped up?
我给了你们一生的机会 I gave you an opportunityof a lifetime.
是的,少数民族和商业机构 And yes, there was some sweet, sweet grant money
的确给了我一些小小的赞助 from the minorities and business agency,
但那只是额外奖励 but that was just a bonus.
我为你们做的一切是一份礼物,一份来自我内心的礼物 I did this for all of you asa gift, a gift from my heart.
你从没给过我们任何东西,好吗? You never gave us anything, OK?
我们都非常努力地达到我们的目标 We all worked really hardto get to where we are.
两个词,平权行动 Two words, affirmative action.
你想成为一个配额女王吗? Do you want to be a quota queen?
这就是你想要的吗? Is that what you want?
因为你最好开始问自己 Because you better start asking yourself,
当我不是黑人,而且不是女人的时候,我是谁? who am I when I'm notblack and I'm not a woman?
我是谁,我能贡献些什么? Who am I and what do I have to give?
你知道吗? You know what?
你这样的人总觉得 It's people like you think you're
自己是解决问题的方案,实际上你自己才是问题 part of the solution when you'rethe whole fucking problem.
此处你的观点很蠢 And on top of that, your opinions
你是个大混蛋 are bad you're a huge asshole.
而且你唯一的好主意 In fact, the only good idea you ever had
是从弗雷迪那里偷来的,你唯一会出名的事 was Freddie's, and the onlything you'll ever be famous
就是你吃掉了我们的洞穴探险向导 for is for the fact that you ateour dead spelunking instructor.
你怎么敢这样和你妈妈说话 Don't you talk to your mother that way.
你不是我妈妈 You're not my mother.
不,我是 Yes I am.
放开她! Get the fuck off her!
操 Fuck.
哦,我的上帝 Oh my god.
哦,上帝 Oh, god.
我很抱歉,露西 I'm sorry, Lucy.
我不是故意的... 露西 I didn't mean to... no, Lucy.
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
对不起 I'm sorry.
那是什么鬼? What the hell is that?
布兰妮? Britney?
是你吗,布兰妮? Is that you, Britney?
时挖掘的声音吗? Is that a drill?
哦,天呐.它是 Oh my god, it is.
有人在挖! It's a drill!
嘿,嘿,我们在这里 Hey, Hey, we're in here.
弗雷迪 Freddie.
是的,是的 Yeah, yeah.
我要把你抖出去,你这个杀人犯 I'm going to rat you out, you manslaughterer.
你会在监狱里孤独地死去 You're going to die alone in jail.
你这个娘娘腔 You pussy.
怎么了? What's up?
她死了吗? Is she dead?
什么? What?
她说她要告诉警察 She says she's going to tell the cops
说我想杀了她 that I tried to kill her.
我要进监狱了 I'm going to go to jail.
不 No.
我会在监狱里死去 I'm going to die in jail.
不 No.
好吧,你是想保护我 OK, you were trying to protect me.
她是个他妈的反社会分子 She's a fucking sociopath.
我们就说她被绊倒了 Let's just say that she tripped.
如果他们派了一群黑灯法医调查员 What if they send a cracksquad of forensic investigators
来调查呢 with black lights?
像这种案件 This is exactly the kindof case that a crack squad
那些有黑灯的法医调查员 of forensic investigators with black lights
几秒钟内就能解决 would solve within seconds.
他们不会那样做的 They're not going to do that.
这不是电视剧 This isn't CSI.
你所要做的就是放松,好吗 All you have to do is relax, OK, and not
不要告诉他们全部的真相 tell them the whole truthabout what happened.
我不能对警察说谎 I can't lie to the police.
他们不会相信我的 They'll never believe me.
好的 OK.
大家,听好了 Everybody, listen up.
好吧 All right?
当救援人员到达这里时 When the rescuers get downhere, she's going to try
她会想让弗雷迪被捕 and get Freddie arrested.
我们需要让弗雷迪知道他不是一个人 We need to make sure thatFreddie knows that he's not
好吗,我们不会让他 alone, OK, that we're not going to let
为此而受到责备 him take the rap for this.
我们需要了结这件事 We need to finish what he started.
我不是想杀她 I wasn't trying to kill her.
没关系,我来搞定 It's OK, I got this.
团队合作实现梦想 Teamwork makes the dream work.
露西,露西,我很抱歉 Lucy, Lucy, I'm so sorry.
我并不是想让你磕到头 I didn't mean for you to hit your head.
我只是不想让你伤害杰西 I just didn't want you to hurt Jess.
我知道我说了一些很不好的话 And I... I know I know I saidsome horrible things about you,
但你是个好人 but you're a good person.
我是说你现在不是,但你曾经是 I mean, you're not, but you were.
我们之前度过了一些美好的时光 We had some good times, right, in the early days,
比如...去索萨利托的旅行 like that... like the trip to Sausalito?
还记得吗? Remember?
我们在面包碗里吃蛤蜊杂烩 We ate the clam chowder in the bread bowls.
他们在用面包的碗里盛汤,我们就吃了 They served soup in bowls madeout of bread, and we ate it.
那碗汤,那个碗,那次旅行 The soup, the bowl, the whole damn thing.
快来! Come on!
妈的 Fuck.
太重了 It's too heavy.
布兰登的拐杖怎么样? You guys, what about Brandon's walking pole?
是的 Yes.
很完美 Actually, that's perfect.
我们可以把它当做杠杆 We can use it as a lever.
它是金属的,所以这次不会断 And it's metal, so it won't snap this time.
就是那给了我可食用餐具得想法 That's what gave me theidea for the Edible Cutlery.
是的 Yeah.
如果你能吃一个碗,为什么不能吃勺子呢? 你知道吗? I mean, if you can eat a bowl, why not a spoon, you know?
露西,如果你没有用公司的钱带我去索萨利托 Lucy, if you hadn't taken meto Sausalito on company money
还把我日得妈都不认识 to fuck my brains out, I never would
我永远也不会吃到面包碗 have eaten the bread bowl, and I never would
也不会想到吃勺子 have thought of the spoons.
准备好了吗? Ready?
准备好了 Ready.
好的,好的 OK, OK.
来吧 Come on.
这都是因为你 It's all because of you.
伙计们,我想她是想说点什么 Guys, I think she's trying to say something.
可能是她最后的遗言 These might be her last words.
是的 Yeah.
玫瑰花蕾 Rosebud.
我很抱歉,什么? I'm sorry, what?
这是我给你的鸡鸡起的绰号 It's my nickname for your dick.
动手吧 Never mind.
嘿 Hey.
好的,每个人都用力 OK, everybody's.
我们必须共同努力 We've got to work together as a team.
好的 All right.
我们进入了 We're in.
坚持住 Hold on.
停下 Stop.
我们进来了 We're in.
好了,伙计们 OK, guys.
我们进来了 We're in.
让我们准备救援 Let's prepare for extraction.
好的 All right.
如果我们要让人进来 If we're going to have people over,
我们应该清理一下这个地方 I mean, we should clean this place up.
嘿,大家都还好吗? Hey, is everyone OK down there?
是的,我们在这里 Yeah, we're here.
大家都安全吗? Is everyone safe?
我们很安全 We're safe.
大多数人都是安全的 Most of us are safe.
你有马戏团的花生吗? You got any circus peanuts?
哦,见鬼 Oh, hell.
哦,我的上帝 Oh my god.
嗯 Yum.
玉米饼 Fritos.
谁知道居然这么好吃 Who knew they could taste so good.
这会很有趣 This'll be so much fun.
嗯,是的.不,有几个人确实死了.但是你知道吗? Well, yeah. No, a couple ofus did die, but you know what?
我...并不觉得后悔 I... I wouldn't change itfor anything in the world.
如果你们不注意,我就把这张桌子吃了 If y'all not careful, I'll eat this whole table.
妈妈说你好 Mom says hi.
好了,伙计们 All right, guys.
媒体已经准备好了 The press is ready for you.
我有些满意 And I got some satisfaction.
喔,我有些满意 Woo, I got some.
你们经历过的最痛苦的时刻是什么? What was theworst moment of your ordeal?
嗯,第一天用完了厕纸 Well, running out oftoilet paper on the first day
非常痛苦 was pretty rough.
什么问题? Yes?
你们是怎么在没有食物和水的情况下生存这么久的? How did you manage to surviveso long without food or water?
哦,我们刚好有一份可食用的餐具 Oh, we happened to havea supply of Edible Cutlery.
我们吃了导游 We ate our guide.
我们吃了布兰登 We ate Brandon.
我们不得不这样做 We had to.
我没有 I didn't.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
他们吃了,但我没有 They did, but I didn't.
是的,他吃了 Yes, you did.
他吃了 He did.
没有 No.
不,看 No, see.
我是说,好吧 I mean, OK.
是的,我吃了.但我没吃太多 Yeah, I did, but I didn't eat a lot.
我就吃了一点 I just had a little bit.
在我们吃他之前 He died in the cave-in.
他死在了塌方中 Before we ate him.
是啊,我们没有把它活活吃掉 Yeah, we didn't eat him alive.
嗨 Hi.
我是布兰登的未婚妻 I'm Brandon's fiancee.
哦 Oh.
哦,该死 Oh, shit.
我只是想问问你们 I just wanted to hear it from your mouths
为什么要吃掉布兰登 why you ate Brandon.
我们最真的不想吃掉布兰登 The last thing that wewanted to do was eat Brandon.
我们很喜欢他 We liked him a lot.
我们喜欢他 We liked him.
我们爱他 We loved him.
我们都很了解他 We all knew him equally the same amount.
但我们必须怎么做 But we had to do it.
他救了我们 He saved us.
好的,谢谢 OK, thank you.
谢谢 Thank you.
谢谢你这么冷静 Thank you for being so cool about it.
关于露西范德顿之死 Can you give us somedetails on the circumstances
你们能提供一些细节吗? of Lucy Vanderton's death?
嗯-哼 Uh-huh.
是的,她的遭遇非常悲惨 Yeah, it was super tragicwhat happened to her.
我的意思是 I mean, wow.
我想说一些关于露西的事 I want to say something about Lucy.
露西,露西是我见过的最令人惊叹的女人 Lucy, Lucy was the most amazingwoman and inspiring leader
和最鼓舞人心的领袖 I've ever known.
最重要的是,她教会了我们 And that most of all, she taught us
如何作为一个团队一起工作 how to work together as a team.
嗯-哼 Uh-huh.
这就是为什么接下来的话如此难以启齿 Which is why this nextpart is so hard to say.
别说了 Don't say it.
这真是悲剧 It was really tragic.
石头直接把她砸死了,很糟糕 The way the rock just fell on her sucked.
一场可怕的事故 A horrible accident.
是啊,她躺下来庆祝获救 Yeah, she was lying down celebrating
但岩石在钻探过程中被破坏了 and the rock was worked loose by the drilling,
然后它就掉下来了 and then it just fell.
大概是岩脊 Sort of off a ridge.
就在露西的上面 Right on top of Lucy.
所以,这是救助者的错 So it was the rescuers' fault.
好吧,没有人在玩推卸责任的游戏 Well, no one's playing the blame game.
但如果我们真的要责备某人,那就是我们 But if we did have to blamesomeone, it would be them.
嗯-哼, 嗯-哼 Uh-huh, uh-huh.
还有重力 Gravity.
还有问题吗? Any other questions?
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